Top 5 WORST Blowjobs I Ever Got

Lambtaco

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Top 5 WORST Blowjobs I Ever Got

Posted by Lambtaco - August 18th, 2015

Check out this sketch/vlog parody/top 5 thing I made:

It's a little NSWF, but not as bad as you might think. This isn't typically the sort of thing I make, so any feedback is appreciated.

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In a related story, I redid my credits screen template to move the video previews to the top and put nice social media links across the bottom. I take the time to add nice annotation link to them, and then bam! Youtube changes it's player so when your cursor is over the video the play controls cover up the bottom 10% of the video. Fucking youtube, man. Not like anyone was clicking them anyway, but still.

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Lusin 2015-08-18 19:40:19

I'm watching because it mentions blowjobs.

Lambtaco 2015-08-18 19:40:19

That's the idea.

Kajenx 2015-08-19 00:34:30

That's a pretty good muscle suit.

Lambtaco 2015-08-19 00:34:30

Thanks. It was really difficult finding a decent one.

Demon-Slayer12 2015-08-19 05:21:10

Be honest, you've never gotten a blowjob. Now die. Thks.

Lambtaco 2015-08-19 05:21:10

You first ;D

dreaming-loudly 2015-08-19 05:22:17

Hahaa loved it, mate. Dat nightmare blowey

Lambtaco 2015-08-19 05:22:17

Thanks. A pleasure to hear it.

SirArsen 2015-08-19 18:53:19

You got me laughing on all of them, especially that last one! You just keep getting better, I swear.

Lambtaco 2015-08-19 18:53:19

Thanks. I always worry when I do something with more low brow subject matter that it won't go over well. They usually end up getting some of the better responses though. I think I don't know where the line is.

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